Ask The Merc (With the Mouth)
Did you call me a Tittie monster...

Why yes I did.

Exhibit A:

Judges?

Glasses indicate that I’m an expert.  So ha!

HEY! HEY YOU!

Who? Me?

No, You tittie monster.

askprincessmolestia:

Ask Princess Molestia #114

I’m watchin’ for the plot!

askprincessmolestia:

Ask Princess Molestia #114

I’m watchin’ for the plot!

Deadpool

0ne2:

This is the Merc with a mouth

This isn’t

He doesn’t even have a mouth!

THANK YOU!!! Jesus. And I’m nuts because I hated this film.

Here’s mini-Me riding Pinkie before breakfast.
Bring on the questions, Suckas!

Here’s mini-Me riding Pinkie before breakfast.

Bring on the questions, Suckas!

There needs to be more Pinkie Pie here. Why the lack of Pinkie Pie?

Excuse me?  Excuse me?!

3.

2.

1.

Bam.

3 in the Pink.

Well hellooo teapool.

The best part in waking up is finding greetings from Hot girls in my mask.  Hello to you too, Ms. Shark.

And I’m more like CoffeePool at this time of the day.

My fellow Tumblr enthusiast effitsfranki would very much like to marry you. What do you say to that, good sir?

Well, the only reasonable response to that is if they like it then they outta’ put a ring on it. 

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

My Favorite what?

Oh. Inanimate object?

Either my gun

or Joan Rivers. 

Ask me anything while the iron’s hot!!  I’m bored out of my mind and outta’ work! 

Ask me anything while the iron’s hot!!  I’m bored out of my mind and outta’ work!